Who Cares Meets What the Fuck

Andy Sandford Website: Comedy biz blogs: the most proactive way to give up on comedy

There are books, and blogs, and podcasts, and classes, and videos, and messageboards all geared toward aspiring comedians who want to take their career up a notch. There is a huge market for comedy career advice. I’d be willing to bet that comedy has more of this sort of thing than most creative…

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witstream:

WHO WORE IT BETTER: Loki or Tommy Wiseau?

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What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?

For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via oitheresawargoingonhere)

(Source: sassysluteverforever, via swissmisandry)

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filminfilm:

“And I went upstairs to the balcony, and I sat down, and the movie was a film that I’d seen many times in my life since I was a kid, and I always loved it. I’m watching these people up on the screen and I started getting hooked on the film. I started to feel, how can you even think of killing yourself, I mean, isn’t it so stupid? Look at all the people up there on the screen, they’re real funny, and what if the worst is true? What if there is no God and you only go around once, and that’s it. Well, you know, don’t you wanna be part of the experience?”

Duck Soup (1933) in Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

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Kathy the Writer: My book sales so far have been described as “disappointing,” you guys....

kathythewriter:

My book sales so far have been described as “disappointing,” you guys. My heart is totally broken. I have thousands of friends/fans across social media and so far less than 100 of you have bought my book. If it doesn’t sell I might not be able to write another one. So I am literally begging you,…

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